After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all[...]

'Growing up, every time I saw a men's magazine cover that had a headline about "73 Ways to Please Your Girlfriend", all I could think was "I'm good with one; just tell me one way to please her. Also, I don't have a girlfriend. Is there an article about that?"' Soon after Sh*t My Dad Says began to ta[...]

'Human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello. Then it ain't the unknown anymore and it ain't scary. Or I guess it could be a sh*tload scarier' Sam Halpern Soon after Sh*t My Dad Says began to take off, comic writer Justin Halpern decided to take[...]

Da 28-Ã¥rige Justin Halpern bliver droppet af sin kæreste, flytter han tilbage til sit barndomshjem i San Diego, hvor hans 73-Ã¥rige - og ikke helt almindelige - far netop er gÃ¥et pÃ¥ pension. Med Justins egne ord er hans far »lidt som Sokrates, bare mere vred og med grimmere hÃ¥rÂ[...]